Aiden has recently been diagnosed with a case of exhibitionism, which we are trying to handle by avoiding public outings and engagements. Note the clothes in a pile next to him in this picture.
Recently he's been diagnosed with a new and strange disorder. It seems he's suffering from a rare non-genetic problem which we've lovingly dubbed, 'CGWD.'
That's right, Compulsive 'Glub' Wearing Disorder is no laughing matter. Look at the shame he feels because of what he's suffering with.
The combination of the two disorders is almost more than we can bare to live with. That's why we're reaching out to family and friends so we can educate people on this little known problem.
He's even started to hoard what are my two, poor, other children to do if they want to play outside in the snow?
It's so bad that if he can't find glubs he resorts to whatever he can find.
Usually socks
He will shed his glubs on occasion for things that may be difficult to perform with glubs on
Is there any hope for him?
We will not rest until we find a cure, but until then we'll just say,
Hooray for Glubs!!